The Maury Effect

If you want to see proof that natural selection has failed, just watch the Maury show (or your local 5pm newscast).  I would reference Springer but I find the Springer people to be the lowest common denominator.  There will always be Springer people in the world.  There have been since the beginning of time.  Springer people usually don't have the intelligence to figure out how to have children.  We're relatively safe from the Springer people causing mass societal chaos.  They're too busy trying to figure out how to grow weed or find the next transsexual in their park.

The Maury show is one step above.  Maury is like the middle-class of trashy TV shows.  It's a relative sampling of mid-level degenerates.  It's a program that showcases the result of rampant breeding of intellectual inferiors.  Inferior to whom?  Inferior to the general intelligence of society as a whole. 

The vast majority of individuals appearing on the show have 2 or more children, have 2-15 possible fathers for their newest wonderful creation, and are most likely in the lowest 10% of intellect.  These people represent the biggest threat to society.  They are just smart enough to figure out how babies are made and just dumb enough to not know how to prevent them. 

The genetic material being mixed to create the next generation of morons is particularly troubling.  When you combine two individuals who, by nature, wouldn't have survived on their own (probably hit by a car early on because they couldn't figure out that cars at speed can hurt) the result isn't just a combination of stupidity.  I've found that two stupid people create a new stupid person with infinitely more stupidity.  It's like the two morons have created a super moron.  It's as if nature is telling us "Well, ok but I'm going to have to punish you and the rest of society so maybe you'll all learn not to do this."  Nature is being ignored at the moment.

A tell-tale sign of the Maury effect is people who slap their hands together when they're mad and trying to explain something.  These individuals have no other means to communicate.  Their diminutive brains are overloaded and that extra mental energy generates actual physical energy that must be released.  That release is shown in the subconscious slapping of hands together.  Usually this happens in the form of slapping one fist into the open palm of the other hand.  It's nice that there is an added element of violence with the fist.  Watch out for these people.  If you see them outside of a store, steer clear.  They are not in tune with their actions and will most likely attack you.  Maybe that's a bit of a stretch but don't say I didn't warn you.